Friday, November 07, 2008

My only political post now that the election is over

According to the modern, U.S. political spectrum ...

I have no faith in government, so I can't be a liberal.

I have no faith in business, so I can't be a fiscal conservative.

And I have no faith in organized religious institutions, so I can't be a Christian conservative.

I don't even have faith in other humans to police themselves, so I can't even be an anarchist.

So, what the heck does this make me?

4 comments:

von Darkmoor said...

Well, I'd guess a hillbilly redneck. I mean, you live in Kentucky, dontcha?
;)

Ty Johnston said...

Yeah, but hillbilly rednecks are all registered Democrats because they like their govt. checks, even though they always vote Republican because they like guns and God.

I'm registered Independent.

Oo, oo! I've got it! I'm a maverick!

von Darkmoor said...

Great definition of a 'hillbilly redneck' man! I loved it. ;) And thanks for commenting on my monumental post.

Tam said...

Ty, maybe we should start a new party & name it "The Mavericks!" Seeing as how I'm a Texan, I could totally claim that label. We really only have one party now anyway... and rather than change (read 'more of the same') we could stand for something as unorthodox as God & Country - back to our roots. Hmmm... I can see the TV ad now with Obama in the car looking in the rearview mirror at FDR or LBJ.